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nothing is new, really.

I still work in East Liverpool.

it still blows.

I went to the Browns – Bengals game with Matt Smucker, Jon Baker, and my womans, and it was a hella-good time.

I’m going to go kill myself for using the term hella.

 WOW. Long time no update…

What the hell has been up with Jeremy lately? I’ll tell you.  I photograph him from time to time while he saves citizens from certain death, so I can act as his spokesman too, I guess.  Either way, Jeremy hasn’t really been up to much (other than saving nuns from flaming buses and orphans from certain doom).  Something to note, though, is that Jeremy may be looking to move into the New Philadelphia area to make for a smoother transition to the Canton area to be closer to family and friends in that area. 

Through this physical relocation endeavor, Jeremy plans to be able to hang out with close friends more often (see: Jake, Dave, Ben, Mallory, etc…) as well as family (see: Vickie[mother], Doug[fatherly figure], Tim[brother], and hopefully the Foss clan).  Another up-side to this move is that Jeremy will be finding new means of acquiring legal tender (that’s money, for those of you who are retards).  Jeremy hopes to bring his expertise in entry-level programming to a new organization whose primary goal is to make Jeremy’s life better in every possible way.  This business will (if all goes according to plan) be located in far off Beachwood, Ohio, and will praise him for his superior ability to be entry-level at best. 

This means that Jeremy will have the proper funding for privately owned transit and will be able to afford travel with the loads of vacation time his new employer will bestow upon him.  I am looking forward to the next phase in Jeremy’s life, as I move where he does.  A bit of the past will be rekindled in good times with old friends, and that rekindling will spark the fire that is the future of Jeremy’s life in career-oriented success.  Jeremy will be taking the love of his life along with him for this trip through self-expansion.  Only a little bit at first, but exponentially more as time goes on and Jeremy finds his way out of the enormous monetary hole his former self dug for him long ago.

All of this may happen fast, it may happen slow… but do know, that it will happen and make Jeremy’s life all the better. 

Some things to keep in mind while reading this:

     Assume that the yin to Jeremy’s yang, Josh, will be with him through all endeavors.
     Assume that sidekick of Jeremy[but of no less value than Jeremy], Rob, will be with him through the majority of moves.
     Assume that Jeremy will FUCK YOUR FACE WITH A HAMMER!

lol.

/end-transmission

I really have to poop.  I really wish that I could poop.

I’m not a big fan of being in a mexican stand-off with my body.

Its like, on one hand, I can’t poop, therefore toxins stay in my body and I get sick. On the other hand, when I eat, I add more toxins.  I can’t stop eating until the poop goes south, or the vitamins and minerals that are keeping me from being completely dead won’t be in me.


/sigh.

I need to poop.

bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and bored and lonely and mostly bored.


This is my life.


Welcome to it.

life hates me and never wants me to own an automobile.


this is not the second, but the third time a car i bought has broken down on me very shortly after i bought it.. you know.. like the same day.

but i bought it as is, with no warrante, and some people think that is stupid, but i didnt have a warantee option, and i have bad credit, so this was my only option, so those people that think i’m stupid for buying it are just short disgruntled know-it-all dickheads.

but everyone knows that.

to sum up my last weekend, life sucks, but people help make it better.

thanks mal jake and bent.

we moved… josh and i… again.

i would give out the address but no one will visit us here, just like the last place we lived because its too far away, even though josh and i drive to YOUR houses all the damn time. psh.

OMG WTF PEOPLE ARE WHORES!

annoyed with video games that are only beatable by someone with magical fingers.

otherwise, impossible.

ijust spent an hour trying to beat 1 song on guitar hero on hard. not expert, but hard. no noe can move their fingers that fast except maybe superman and yingwei malmsteen or whateverhis damn name is.

i thought video games were supposed to be made to be beatable by video gamers. hard yes, but beatable. not impossible,.

fuck that.

i dont think my body knows how to be healthy… for at least one day. just one.thats all i ask.


ugh.