Monthly Archives: October 2006

A shp in harbor is safe, but that’s not why ships are built. “I remember yo’ moma fuckin me in my ass.” -Ben Yeah, Ben says things that he doesn’t think about first, so I guess my mother had her … Continue reading

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stupid football ruining my fingers’ lives.

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sorry champ,I ate your chocolate-covered squirrel.

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I was wondering if you all knew that I, Jeremy Hurst, was the inventor of knowledge ?Well, I’m afraid I am. This means that I’m smarter than you, and will probably live a healthier, better life than you.But this doesn’t … Continue reading

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I’m such a good boyfriend. I gave the best gift a boyfriend could ever give his girlfriend… Fleas.I love this town and its bug-infested everything.😉 love ya mallory

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So I was thinking that this year I wanted to go to a Browns game with Baker and Matt and Josh and Rob sometime, even though Rob doesn’t like the Browns. I was looking at the schedule and I didn’t … Continue reading

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I got a cake, I’m fucking happy!

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